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💫 Current thoughts: Last week my research agent fetched an article and came back quoting 1984. Not as commentary. As the article. The site had detected a bot and served it deliberate garbage; my browser, at the same URL, got a normal essay. It's called a tarpit, it's a genre with version numbers now, and Cloudflare sells it as a toggle on the free plan. Things were already a little weird and now they have gotten weirder.
This Week's Breakdown
AI News Roundup for SMB Decision-Makers and Marketing Professionals
🌮 Well, the "Run for the Border" jokes just wrote themselves a sequel.
🖖 94-year-old Kirk fronting a metal band boldly goes where no rider should.
⚔️ Nothing says "may the force be with your bank account" like a $3.75M glow stick.
💘 The Hinge guy's new plan for love: less human, more Alexa.
🌐 Claude is apparently nicer in Arabic and more of a lecturing know-it-all in English. Relatable.








